The Dead Hand Journal

What if lawyers had to pay for frivolous and stupid lawsuits...

They want to protect space from radioactive contamination...

The Chicago Bar Association has issued its ratings of judicial candidates for tomorrow's primary elections. We break down the numbers and think about where to stick 'em.

The best part about having to share the country with liberal clowns is watching them eat their own young. Here's a case in point.

You don't read an enemy soldier his rights...do you?

When you're up to your neck in alligators, you really don't have time to drain the swamp.

Had I written this into a script, no one would buy...Only in Hollywood!