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Thursday, June 19, 2008
Today's Quakes Deadlier Than In Past
231 Views :: 1 Comments :: :: Funny, Environment, Science, Breaking News, Jason G. Williscroft

New research compiled by Australian scientist Dr. Tom Chalko shows that global seismic activity on Earth is now five times more energetic than it was just 20 years ago. The cause? Global warming, of course!

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Monday, April 28, 2008
IEDs 101
473 Views :: 5 Comments :: :: Military, Funny, Terrorism, Jason G. Williscroft

If you're having a hard time getting your kid to quit playing with high explosives, show him this video. Unless you're a terrorist, in which case we encourage you to join in the fun.

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Thursday, February 28, 2008
Radioisotope Thermoelectric Generators
495 Views :: 3 Comments :: :: Politics, Funny, Economics, Engineering, Physics, History, Environment, Science, Robert G. Williscroft, Legal, Space

They want to protect space from radioactive contamination...

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Misdirection
441 Views :: 2 Comments :: :: Politics, Funny, Philosophy, Robert G. Williscroft

"Coming at you from left field" turns out to mean more than it means.

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008
The Puzzle Machine or What is a Chicken, Exactly?
494 Views :: 4 Comments :: :: Funny, Philosophy, Robert G. Williscroft

Why does a chicken cross the road?

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008
YouTube Is Going To Hell
547 Views :: 1 Comments :: :: Politics, Funny, Breaking News, Jason G. Williscroft

I mean, they must be! After all, they like Mohammed a lot better than they like Jesus...

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Friday, February 15, 2008
Extreme Home Makeover, Iraq Edition
550 Views :: 2 Comments :: :: Military, Funny, Terrorism, Jason G. Williscroft

Marine EOD takes a page from Hollywood and brings a little flash to an Iraq insurgent's stone house.

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Saturday, February 02, 2008
When words don't fail
674 Views :: 2 Comments :: :: Funny, Commerce, Robert G. Williscroft

This is an ACTUAL letter from an Austin woman sent to Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products.

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Friday, February 01, 2008
Man Fired for Catching Shoplifter
323 Views :: 0 Comments :: :: Funny, Commerce, Legal

The best part about having to share the country with liberal clowns is watching them eat their own young. Here's a case in point.

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Wednesday, January 02, 2008
Edwards Campaign [Bus] Breaks Down
230 Views :: 0 Comments :: :: Politics, Funny, Breaking News, Jason G. Williscroft

Note to Jon Stewart and his retarded playmates over at Comedy Central: this is what grown-ups call irony.

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Friday, December 28, 2007
The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)
294 Views :: 0 Comments :: :: Politics, Funny, Breaking News, Jason G. Williscroft

Congress is considering sweeping legislation which will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.

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Saturday, December 15, 2007
Laughter on the front lines
211 Views :: 0 Comments :: :: Military, Funny, Jason G. Williscroft

Hordes of vacationers opt out of the traditional turkey dinner in favor of travel over Thanksgiving. Most, however, are not packing their bags for war-torn countries such as Afghanistan, where Israeli-born comedian Avi Liberman found himself over the holiday performing for American troops.

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Code Name Sani-Flush
484 Views :: 1 Comments :: :: Military, Funny, History, USNA, Jason G. Williscroft

"What the hell was on 572's right wing?" The result of MacNamara's ordnance shortage in 'Nam... "We gave them everything we had... EVERYTHING!"

A true story from VA-25.

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Wednesday, November 07, 2007
German Engineering vs. Arab Technology
737 Views :: 0 Comments :: :: Funny, Terrorism, Breaking News, Robert G. Williscroft

Detonating the terrorist bomb is just part of the problem.

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Sunday, October 21, 2007
Seriously...
1136 Views :: 0 Comments :: :: Funny, Internet, Jason G. Williscroft

Aren't you curious if this would work?

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