Seriously. Leo DiCaprio and Al Gore just got up on the Academy Awards stage and announced that the Oscars have officially gone Green.

Oh, my.

So I guess they've addressed the methane emissions problem commonly associated with the global-warming crowd—greenhouse gas, you see—as well as the hot air spewing out of Al Gore's pie hole. Plus that perpetual oil spill riding around on John Travolta's head and Cameron Diaz, just 'cause she's a friggin' idiot.

I feel better.

A little later...

Baby Boomer Melissa Etheredge accepts the film's 2nd Oscar for best song or something, and says, "Now WE can become the Greatest Generation!"

Uh... yah.