argee posted on June 20, 2007 09:36
I just completed an interview on KSFO San Francisco with Lee Rogers and Melanie Morgan on the Morning Show. The show ended with a song that Lee Rogers said I would certainly like. It was written by Jeff Stambovsky, and is sung to the tune of More. Here are the lyrics from Jeff's website. The player below will give you a musical rendition of this song (when it is working). If it isn't working, go to Jeff's website.
Gore
Is the greatest fraud the world has known
Learned all his methods from Don Corleone
Just like Don Vito treats a snitching punk
Gore whacks the facts and locks 'em in a trunk
Gore travels everywhere
And Gore
Blows so much hot air
With all of his misinforming
He's the source of global warming
Each time you see Big Al on CNN
You'll want to poke your eyes out with a pen
There never ever was a more
Self-indulgent phony bore
Than the tedious Albert Gore
Gore
Is the greatest fraud the world has known
Though he can fake out Cher and Sharon Stone
Far from exposing inconvenient truth
Truth is Abe Lincoln Gore is John Wilkes Booth
Gore
Travels everywhere
But not on commercial air
You can't be seen with plebeians
When you're hustling Europeans
If you're afraid of man-made CO2
Al's got a bridge in Brooklyn just for you
Al-we're not listening anymore
Get your meds out of the drawer
Take two Thor-a-zine and don't call us in the morning
Albert Gore