posted on April 26, 2007 07:01
Somebody famous once observed that good intentions are the very smelliest flavor of bullshit. Or maybe that was me. Anyway, for Exhibit A on the topic please examine the Global Orgasm project.
I am not kidding. Here are the particulars:
WHO: All Men and Women, you and everybody you know.
WHERE: Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction.
WHEN: Solstice Day, Friday, December 22, at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose.
WHY: To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy, a Synchronized Global Orgasm.
Evidently orgasms produce a lightly-damped transient effect in Earth's energy field. Lucky for us... otherwise the time pressure might result in, you know, performance problems.
For you skeptics out there, the Global Orgasm folks were good enough to provide some scientific background (with thanks to Princeton University):
The Global Consciousness Project runs a network of Random Event Generators (REGs) around the world, which record changes in randomness during global events. The results show that human consciousness can be measured to have a global effect on matter and energy during widely-watched events such as 9/11 and the Indian Ocean tsunami. There have also been measurable results during mass meditations and prayers.
The Zero Point Field or Quantum Field surrounds and is part of everything in the universe. It can be affected by human consciousness, as can be seen when simple observation of a subatomic particle changes the particle’s state.
We hope that a huge influx of physical, mental and spiritual energy with conscious peaceful intent will not only show up on Princeton’s REGs, but will have profound positive effects that will change the violent state of the human world.
View a demonstration of how it all works.
By all means, view the demonstration. It's a priceless example of scientific rigor.
Oh, who's behind all this nonsense? The usual suspects, of course.