The Dead Hand Journal

Some people are born to greatness, and some hunt it down on foot, kill it bare-handed, and cook it up over a slow fire with lots of gravy. This guy will make a GREAT naval officer!

A man has been taken to hospital in Australia after his penis and groin got caught in the machinery at a saw mill. Submitted for your imaginative enjoyment, with particular appreciation for the bunny picture.

An ordinary bowling ball. An workaday sedan. A plywood ramp, and an empty road. Youth.

Now that's a recipe for disaster.

William Blair & Company, in collaboration with the Chicago Interactive Marketing Association (CIMA), published the third edition of a semiannual interactive marketing survey that the partnership uses to take the pulse of the industry and relay its practitioners’ expectations for future performance and trends.  The survey targets the more than 600 members of CIMA and includes responses from more than 100 members.

A 15-week old polar bear rescued from abandonment by the Berlin Zoo isn't out of the woods yet. Animal rights groups say the bear cub—already beloved by Berliners—should be killed rather than raised in captivity.

Lynx is an indispensable tool that lets a user see through the eyes of a search engine spider. Installing & configuring it can be tough, though, so we pre-configured a special installation for Windows users.

Before Organic Search Marketing, there's Search Engine Optimization. Before SEO, there's Search Engine Accessibility. Find out how search spiders see your site, and learn what to do when they can't.

Does Usability Optimization have value in the marketplace? Ask the one entity in the American economy not subject to market forces.

Big words for a simple concept: we examine Usability Optimization within the context of a bricks-and-mortar hardware store. 

Discussed global warming and its ramifications. Looked at exceptions to the "predictions" from Gore and friends.

The great products are the ones that just work. Samson's Q1U microphone is one of those. No mess. No fuss. Just performance.

After several months in development, the new ProfitRank.com is now live and firing on all cylinders.

Lauren Stone host. Discussed Nuclear terrorism, Three-Mile Island, Chernobyl, nuclear power in general.

Regrettably, the bastard lived. Making molehills out of mountains, and the reverse.