The Dead Hand Journal

They want to protect space from radioactive contamination...

"Coming at you from left field" turns out to mean more than it means.

Why does a chicken cross the road?

I mean, they must be! After all, they like Mohammed a lot better than they like Jesus...

A Marine Captain addresses the Code Pinkos who trashed his recruiting office in Berkeley.

Dr. Douglass of the Daily Dose offers his take on a liberal-sponsored medical study that found... WAIT for it... that America sucks compared to France!

Whether or not Mars once had life is not so important as how soon it will have life again.

When you ban the good guys' weapons, only the bad guys will have them.

Marine EOD takes a page from Hollywood and brings a little flash to an Iraq insurgent's stone house.

Congress spends a day on baseball, steroids, and Human Growth Hormone. Shepard Smith blows a gasket.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi declared the Iraq war effort a failure and the recent troop surge a bust during the Sunday edition of CNN's Late Edition. Meanwhile, captured Al-Qaeda documents suggest terrorist reluctance to accept Pelosi's analysis.

Mitt Romney suspends his campaign, marking the departure of the last conservative from the Presidential race. Some thoughts.

When words fail...

The Chicago Bar Association has issued its ratings of judicial candidates for tomorrow's primary elections. We break down the numbers and think about where to stick 'em.

Congress is having hearings today about steroid use in baseball: your tax dollars at work.

These guys listened and improved their initial stance significantly.

This is an ACTUAL letter from an Austin woman sent to Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products.

The best part about having to share the country with liberal clowns is watching them eat their own young. Here's a case in point.